8.02.2007

I personally blame his parents for not beating him enough, if at all. I wonder if his mom ever cries herself to sleep knowing that she could have just aborted him all those years ago, and chose not to. If I ever have a son that wants to take up tap dancing, you can bet your ass that he's getting hit with a garden hose repeatedly, and then being locked in a pet carrier until he gets hungry enough to gnaw through the bars.